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For all those newbies, hi! This blog is a fucking trash fire and i am garbage, so welcome! I’m 44 years old. If that gives you the ick then please don’t follow me. I get it, I’m old as balls.

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MY FIC MASTERLIST - I finally found my old masterlist and updated it with all new links. Or you can find me on AO3 here

CURRENT WIPS (that have been WIPS for 84 years)

• You Know What The World’s About, And I’ll Be Your Dirty Boy - Shrinkyclinks series about tiny Daddy service Top Steve and his beefy sub Bucky
• Smokin’ In The Boy’s Room - Bucky Barnes is the hyperactive, wayward drummer of The Marvel Crüe, spiralling out of control in a haze of drugs, booze, and any warm body he can find. Billionaire band manager Tony Stark is beyond worried so calls on his old friend Steve Rogers for help. Steve Rogers, owner of highly successful security firm SHIELD doesn’t want to babysit Tony’s out-of-control charge, but it’ll make a change from the usual sand-covered, high-risk jobs he and his team are usually sent to. Besides, his crew could do with a sweet job like this one. Besides, how bad can it be?
• Peaches & Cream - Steve is a rollerskating, skinny twink who works in Peaches & Cream. Bucky can’t sleep. D/s. Steve definitely tops from the bottom.

Currently working on turning my 2018 NaNoWriMo Stony fic You’ve Built Your Walls So High into Vampire D/s mlm original fiction. It was stolen by Romilly King, totally butchered, and then published on Amazon. It’s since been taken down after almost a YEAR of back and forth with Amazon. I didn’t feel like finishing the fic, but I’ve since grown some balls and decided to finish it as a one-off original fiction and publish it myself. You can grab a download of the fic now if you want before I take it down.

dabwax:

sawyer-is-eepy:

status-quo-hater:

I wish there was more actual intersex allyship in the queer community. I don’t think “you’re valid!!” counts as Actual Allyship.

I hate talking about the normalized medical violence faced by intersex people and getting a “oh that sucks :(” or “sorry about that” or “this reminds me of trans people and [insert completely different issue]” from perisex allies.

Like what the fuck, do none of you grasp the absolute horror of it? Of literal actual graphic violence against group that is so normalized that nobody bats an eye, even when it’s right in front of them? When you Google my variation the first thing that comes up is surgery gore photos of children and babies being “treated” for being intersex. THAT IS APPALLING. Imagine if you couldn’t Google “transgender” and the only thing that came up was violent gorey hate crime footage. And what if that was just normal and nobody cared.

That doesn’t make you fucking mad? That doesn’t make you sick? What the fuck kind of response is “you’re valid!!” “So sorry” “*hugs* :<” to that.

Perisex allies, I need you to get pissed off with us.

ffs YES!!! we also just need more people to even KNOW about intersex people’s EXISTENCE. people get so pissed about letting kids get “irreversible surgeries” and “being groomed into that” WHEN THIS SHIT HAPENS TO INTERSEX BABIES ALL THE TIME???

not intersex but damn intersex voices are so important please!!!

Too many queer ppl are afraid of us, or afraid of offending the exclusionists and terves they believe speak for us, to get angry with us. They’re afraid of us and get upset when we beg them to care at all, and then tell us “but the terves said you all aren’t queer… maybe you’re just speaking for you….”

If you’re not angry for our community in a real way that makes you want to fight alongside us, you either don’t actually care or haven’t done enough learning to care in a helpful way. And I’m not gonna sit here and try to force anyone who doesn’t actually care to care, but don’t pretend you do if you don’t.

beardedmrbean:

knittykitty86:

beardedmrbean:

I don’t think that’s how it’s supposed to work

He’s doing his best, ok?!? ❤️

oh absolutely, and we should all be very proud of him

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ad-wills:

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oysters-aint-for-me:

borschtwife:

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msilverstar:

cesperanza:

indelicateink:

animentality:

she’s right.

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i love her

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Omegaverse as political consciousness raising!

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evilkitsch:

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“Interstate 55 carries 10s of thousands of abortion seekers out of southern states to Illinois, where abortion is legal. I-55 is covered with horrific, shaming billboards. Shout Your Abortion put up 6 good ones, to show love & affirmation to those making the journey.” x

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lanndscape:

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BYE BITCH

regicide1997:

link-lonk:

cyriakharris:

disgruntledmenshevikjohnmulaney:

transkelsier:

by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

by talos this can’t be happening

the phrase by talos this can’t be happening is actually from a rupaul roleplay blog who left their husband in a cage with no food and water for a few weeks and the husband died sorry to be the spoil sport but it does have an origin and it is a very tumblr origin in nature

Here’s the post they’re referring to for context

Oh. Skyrim husband.

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